Five Things I’ve Confirmed This Week

  • The only vodka that doesn’t give me a hangover is Smirnoff.
  • The only way to get rid of a stalker is to change your URL. I hated having to do it, but SHEESH!
  • I would rather be a boring, middle-aged loser than a douche on the Internet.
  • We will attend my sister’s send off and have to confront the family drama head-on.
  • I will be reporting the story the next day. At least my life will be a little less boring.

Notes

  1. abundanceofcalm said: Minus the loser.
  2. michiganbell said: Yeah yeah…