Five Things I’ve Confirmed This Week
- The only vodka that doesn’t give me a hangover is Smirnoff.
- The only way to get rid of a stalker is to change your URL. I hated having to do it, but SHEESH!
- I would rather be a boring, middle-aged loser than a douche on the Internet.
- We will attend my sister’s send off and have to confront the family drama head-on.
- I will be reporting the story the next day. At least my life will be a little less boring.
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