If you’ve got a problem, yo, I’ll solve it but only until 11:35 a.m. because I have heard enough of your shit this morning and I am taking a BREAK!
The boys are upset because apparently ALL of their friends are going somewhere for Spring Break, and we didn’t make any plans. I feel bad, so I’m going to do something else that ALL of their friends do and deliver Jimmy Johns to the lunch cart this morning.
When cats chase strings, do they think it’s some kind of animal or bug? Nimbus has been carrying around a red string and I wonder if he thinks he’s killed a snake or something.
Need anything at Costco? I’ll be going there after 11:35 a.m. Yeah, that’s how I take a break. I need lessons in break-taking.
I see you, real-life person who visits my blog several times a day. My life isn’t that interesting, and nothing exciting is going to happen. Maybe you should cut back a little.